There’s something drastically wrong when I am SO sick of “Christmas” even before Thanksgiving. I mean, geez, I miss all the excitement and anticipation, because… frankly I’m already saturated from all the commercials and merchandise that’s been out since before Hallowe’en!! So from now on, Christmas is known better as “Xmas” in my writing, because all the retailers seem to have put a Big X on the Friday after Thanksgiving as their Target Profit$ Date.
I hate being cynical about traditional holidays. But, geez folks, the only holiday that seems to have escaped being retailed and commercialled to death is Thanksgiving, and that’s only because it’s between Hallowe’en (the big candy-and-costume-sales holiday) and Xmas (the big retailers-make-their-profit-for-the-year-or-go-bankrupt holiday), therefore Thanksgiving becomes a mere speedbump in between profit-making dates. OK, so we all buy groceries in preparation for Thanksgiving… but we also know that grocery stores operate on very slim margins, too, so I guess that doesn’t really count as a retailer’s holiday. Yet, now it seems to be the only holiday that truly has any Meaning left to it.
Think about it. Valentine’s, Christmas, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, Grandparent’s Day are all about CARDS. Christmas is all about materialistic purchases of items that cost too much and have no real purpose; the symbols are hollow shells masking retail greed. Easter? It is the Vernal Equinox Celebration taken over by the CrusadersEarly Christians (just as Christmas was formerly the Winter Solstice Celebration), and has been pretty much reduced to candy, hard-boiled & dyed eggs and - you got it - cards. July 4 is still a National Holiday, and if you can manage to get your hands something more exciting than a sparkler, you can make your own celebration. Just don’t let State Trooper Badge #3 catch you leaving Mel’s with ANY purchase and crossing that reservation boundary…
Then there are all the “holidays” that seem to be enjoyed only by Government employees: all those that got switched to Mondays so they could get 3-day weekends - while the rest of us still have to go to work… and not even get mail delivery! Heck, Lincoln’s and Washington’s birthdays got merged into “President’s Day”, then there’s M.L. King, Jr. Day, and - heck, I don’t remember all the rest!!! I have to work all of them anyway, so they’re just calendar notations so far as I’m concerned.
Oh, yeah, and the “created” holidays - which seem to happen in the Big 3 (days off for Election Day and the first day of Firearms Deer Season, not to mention the “holiday shutdowns”). Lessee, when I was a contract employee for one of the Big 3, I was lucky to get 7 paid holidays plus 1 week paid vacation. However, there were annually a week around July 4 and another between Xmas & New Year’s that were “shutdowns” plus another - what - 7 or more days NOT on the contract houses’ “paid holiday” listing. So, are “holidays” really-truly holidays anymore?
All that said, what I look forward to is Winter. I’ve always really liked the season and am saddened when I hear folks bitch about it. Yeah, it can be a pain getting around in it. I happen to like driving in snow! I just don’t care for the idiots who are incapable of safe driving (under any condition, when you get down to it) who screw it up for everyone else. I wish we had MORE snow that would STAY so I could get out on my XC skiis and tromp around. But that doesn’t work too well here; I’m not sure if there are any truly viable trails within a reasonable distance here. As in, can I get to any within a 15 minute drive from my house? So, I hope the weather holds for a weekend that is free for me to head 2 hours north to where I *know* there are groomed trails.
Enough grumping on my part here. Don’t worry - I’m not in a Blue Funk! Just having to air my Cynical Feelings about how the holidays have been ruined… that’s all. You all are welcomed to comment on how you feel about the holidays then & now, too. Please!